Monday, September 1, 2014

Anonymous said: Can we see the booty?

No only nick can

I miss getting asks…. even if it was hate

warriorfromtheskies:

DID THIS TODAY

DIDNT DO THIS TODAY BECAUSE IM BEING A CRAB ASS

warriorfromtheskies:

DID THIS TODAY

DIDNT DO THIS TODAY BECAUSE IM BEING A CRAB ASS

(Source: cristania)

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

winterduck:

shar-fireshar:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

😍

I’d find that kid and return his friend to him with the good news.

I wanted to but the it box it came in (with the return address) accidentally got taken out to the burn pit before I could write it down. My only hope is for this post to go insanely viral and her hear about it and that he did his job, which was helping me do mine.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

winterduck:

shar-fireshar:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

😍

I’d find that kid and return his friend to him with the good news.

I wanted to but the it box it came in (with the return address) accidentally got taken out to the burn pit before I could write it down. My only hope is for this post to go insanely viral and her hear about it and that he did his job, which was helping me do mine.

(Source: never-let--it-die)

revengeofthemudbutt:

victran:

Seriously, how the fuck is John McCain still Arizona’s state senator?

No fucking idea. Sheep voters and millions of dollars.

wellarmedwomen:

Little cutie with a big gun.

Look at her fucking arms she could rip the head off a cow omg babeeee

wellarmedwomen:

Little cutie with a big gun.

Look at her fucking arms she could rip the head off a cow omg babeeee

internetexplorers:

occupation: princess

Anonymous said: What's ur opinion on Jlaw getting nudes leaked?

saraaasays:

It sucks lol. I feel bad for her. But unfortunately that’s a risk you take when you take those kinds of pictures and store them. It’d be nice if people just wouldn’t hack into other’s personal accounts, but there’s always going to be creeps like that out there.

kingofthesky:

mintsmintsmints:

revengeofthemudbutt:

women-of-stripes-and-badges:

IDF

Not IDF

The first two are Swedish.

The next three are IDF.

The last one is… unknown at this time, over.

The last one is in a corn field….. lol

I can confirm its a corn field, I’ve seen them before.

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

sex-like-a-nympho:

i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob

(Source: itstactical)